HUMVEE Driver's Full Roadkill Tread Armor

I made this armor and loaned it to my friend Roadkill to wear. He suggested fixing actual roadkill to it for even more effect. He gave me a fox pelt and a skunk pelt to do so. I simply bolted them to the sides as you see. Also, the tire armor over his arms kept him from raising his arms up. It would catch and even start to rub raw. So I bent a couple of long bolts into a 'U' shape and strung along dozens of washers on them. Then I drilled holes and put the two bolts on either side. The washers act like ball bearings and let him move his arms more freely. They also make a cool metallic sound as he walks.